ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
fucking destroy the idea that teenage girls fake their sexualities and are only queer for attention
Sometimes when I’m singing that song, when it says “stay seventeen”, I say “stay seventy”. And you guys don’t even know the difference because it sounds the same, but inside I’m laughing, because I’m singing about grandparents.
are you guys really going to make me blacklist the word ‘metaphor’ are you really
i hate everything u choose to be
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances